THE COMMONWEALTH OF PICHVI

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WELCOME!

Welcome to the official Pichvi website! You've probably come here from NationStates, so here's a little guide to the website! The Regions section talks about our, well... regions. The Politics & Government section talks about our political factions. The Armed Forces section talks about our army, navy, and air force. The Flags section talks about not only our flags but also other national symbols. The language section includes information about our many unique languages and dialects. Go to the tourism section to learn more about our glorious state's great sights! We are also a nation of industry and might! Our factories produce everyday goods that your homeland needs! Head on over to the industry section to learn more. The culture section is self-explanitory. Toodles!

The Background

Pichvi is a historical union between 3 nations (Hartl, Davslak, and Visel). The country has a great environment and culture; we have cool sights such as the 5-headed donkey (praise be), the beaches of Delta and Visel, and the cold, rainy mountains of Davslak. Here, we value good morals and family. We hope you stay and visit us in the near future!

The Map

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REGIONS:

REGIONS BY POPULATION:
1. Hartl 10,590,129
2. Visel 8,920,127
3. Orkinq 7,823,912
4. Furi/Vuri 3,991,192
5. Jaf/Jav 2,522,001
6. Dasvlak 2,318,720
7. Var 1,931,165
8. Kitsu 1,879,473
9. Plata 1,647,205
10. Biu 562,729
11. Nolak 192,182
12. Isla, Keresi and Verkh 59,281
13. Ritler 54,650

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OUR GOVERNMENT:

Pichvi is a parliamentary democracy, here is the result of the last election in December of 2024:

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SIMPLE GOVERNMENTAL CHART

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Here's an explanation of the diagram of our government. Our journey begins with the public. Citizens from across every region elect representatives to serve in our Parliament. This body crafts laws and debates national policy. From Parliament, we select a Prime Minister, who leads our government and coordinates national efforts through a team of ministers known as the Cabinet. These officials manage everything from education and defence to industry and diplomacy. We also have a president, who serves as a ceremonial head of state.

OUR ARMY,AIR FORCE & NAVY:

THE PICHVIAN DEFENCE FORCE

The Pichvian Army, known as the Defence Force, is the largest branch of the armed forces. It is structured into 7 regional battalions, each corresponding to a major province.

PICHVIAN AERIAL FORCE

The Air Force prides itself on being small but potent. The PAF’s missions include aerial defense, strategic bombing, and supply drops.

PICHVIAN NAVAL FORCE

The Pichvian Navy is a proud, large defensive fleet tasked with protecting Delta and Visel's waters.

WEAPON MANUFACTURERS

OUR FLAGS:

Pichvian flag
Presidential standard
Coat of arms
Pichvian Defence Force flag (Also war flag)
Pichvian Naval Force flag
Pichvian flag festivised
Pichvian flag "Europeia-iffied"
"The Pyre of Pichvi" April fools flag 2025

OUR LANGUAGES:

Pichvian is not a singualar language, many Pichvian languages exist, here is a chart of them:

(Art made by Javsli Hinqeri, age 6)
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Here is a map that shows language ranges:

Red: Biuian (Almost endangered) | Brown: Visel | Green: Standard Pichvian | Purple: Hartl | Orange: Furi | Yellow: Davslak

Standard Pichvian was formed out of the Hartl language as a base and using other Pichvian languages for sertain words and grammar. It was created in the 18th century after the second full unification of Hartl, Davslak, Biu, Plata and Visel. Most of these people couldn't comunicate together well, so a language was made to unite them and make talking easier. During the Communist Revolution, the language underwent radical reforms: several letters were removed for being deemed excesses, spellings were simplified to match phonetics, and regional dialects were suppressed in favor of a unifying national standard. This is the version we use today.

OUR HISTORY:

The cultural and historical foundation of Pichvi begins with the ancient Kingdoms of Hartl, Visel, and Davslak, each with distinct identities: Hartl, the most populated; Visel, the local coastal power; and Davslak, known for its mountains, isolation, and spiritualism. These three rival kingdoms were first unified under the banner of the First United Kingdom of Pichvi. This unification enabled rapid expansion into surrounding territories, including Plata, Biu, and Ritler. However, internal strife and dynastic disputes fractured the royal house of Gerb, leading to the fall of the first kingdom and the rise of the Second Kingdom, formed after violent succession conflicts that only further destabilised the realm. In the early 20th century, a communist revolution overthrew the monarchy, installing a populist regime that aimed to abolish class divides. During this period, the Visel Free State declared independence, operating as a sovereign republic for five years before being reabsorbed into the nation after a violent 4-year-long conflict. Today, Pichvi is a socialist democracy, though somewhat riddled with political nepotism. Still, it stands united and proud!

OUR CULTURE:

Pichvian culture is very unique due to its regional diversity and complex history. The official language, Standard Pichvian, is widely spoken alongside various dialects rooted in Hartl, Davslak, and Visel origins. Religion plays a subtle role in daily life. This is because religion was banned during the communist era of the nation; currently the most popular region is Christianity. Notably, in the Delta region, a rapidly growing Five-Headed Donkey cult has taken root. Originating from a donkey that lived in the Delta museum gift shop that somehow teleported to every known nuclear meltdown in history. The Donkey cult is now recognised as part of Delta's heritage, with nonbelievers being burnt at the stake.

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OUR TOURISM SECTOR:

TOP DESTINATIONS

Visel’s Coast

A beloved destination for both locals and travellers, Visel offers beaches, markets, and the famed Pier of Lanterns. You can also visit the Sunken Shrine of Saint Marev, only accessible during low tide.

Davslak Highlands

Davslak is ideal for hikers and nature lovers. Hike the Ascent Trail, try yak cheese covered in salt flakes, or visit the hot springs.

The Hartl Interior

The centre of Pichvi in Hartl is full of rolling plains, grand architecture, and museums. Tourists enjoy the People’s History Complex, showcasing the rise and fall of Pichvi’s monarchies, revolutions, and regional rebellions.

SEASONAL EVENTS

Founding Day Festival (June 8): Giant parades, fire dancers, kites, and fireworks.

Folk Fight Week (September, Jaf Region): A celebration of wrestling, regional food, and music.

ACCOMMODATION & VISAS

Pichvi offers "many" options for accommodation:

Visa Policy: Most tourists can enter with a valid NationStates passport.

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OUR INDUSTRIAL SECTOR:

Our industries range from resource collection to chemical production, with wood standing tall (pun unintended) as our primary export. Here's a full diagram of our industries by export share:

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TID-BITS:

THE FUN ZONE:

The Donkey's Wisdom

Speak your troubles, and the Five-Headed Donkey shall answer...



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